Anonymous Mr. Brown
Wakens Up At Dawn, Puts A Brown Suit On
And A Neat Brown Tie
Matching His Brown Eyes
Neat and tidy, Anonymous Mr. Brown

Anonymous Mr. Brown
Sings A Little Song As He Strolls Along
Through The Flower Beds
With His Bag Old Bread
For The Birdies, Anonymous Mr. Brown

Mr. Brown Doesnt Dare
To Smile At The Lady, Sitting There
Feeding Ducks, Knitting Away
While She Thinks Oh My
Its A Pity That Hes So Shy
Such A Pity To Be So Shy

And The Lady, Who Feeds The Ducks
Watches At Mr. Brown
With Her Eyes Cast Down
Thinks Perhaps This Week
He Might Start To Speak
For I Love Him, Anonymous Mr. Brown

Then One Day, Mr. Brown
Noticed The Lady Wasnt Around
He Enquired, Found From The Keeper
She Tripped And Fell
Sent Some Flowers To Wish Her Well
Lovely Flowers To Wish Her Well

And The Keeper Who Keeps The Park
Keeps A Secret Too
With The Lady Who
Never Really Fell
But Hell Never Tell
Theyre So Happy As Mr. And Mrs. Brown.
